Ron Wartyhymen (Jeffrey Janoff) is having a bad day. His wife left him, his insane mother (Theresa Boyd) just slipped into a coma — and he’s all out of toilet paper. An anal-induced shroom trip sets Ron on a quest to save his mother, the space nun Hope (Whim Grace) — and the UNIVERSE.
With the help of a fortune teller / prostitute (Linnea Quigley), a trio of space nuns and his friend, the booty-worm, Ron discovers the secrets of the universe and confronts the ultimate cause of all his problems: the unconscionable Dr. Beau Nerjoose (John Branch)!
These are high quality replicated (not duplicated) DVDs and Blu-rays, and will be available in March for shipping. Each DVD and Blu-ray will contain both the 95 minute movie and over 40 minutes of extras including:
Behind the Boners (The Making of Beau Nerjoose)
Bloopers (Mostly Farts)
Turdin’ it up with the Fart Knocker Boner Squad
Audition Mashup with Jeffrey and Brittney
Build your own goddamn jib!
Pool of Blood Trailer
After an incredible festival run, The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose is ready for the home viewing audience. That means you! Capture a piece of history before it’s too late, whatever that means. Who cares? You know you want this movie!